May 2013
1 post
“I lie in bed at night, and I dream.”
April 2013
1 post
“You’re making me feel sorry for you, when all I wanted to do was feel...”
January 2013
2 posts
X: How can you be so certain?
Y: I'm not certain. I'm just sure I know more than you.
“At 16 I was entirely focused on fantasy novels and masturbating, and look how...”
December 2012
1 post
“Sex engorge in a tittle wordplay.”
November 2012
1 post
“What’s Elvish for “danish”?”
October 2012
1 post
“Send me all your beautiful.”
July 2012
1 post
“There are times in life when the only answer is the voice of Michael Stipe. Now...”
May 2012
4 posts
“Because of Hitler, no one names their child “Adolf” anymore. But...”
“While you sleep I dream of poetry.”
“I don’t often check LinkedIn, but when I do I’m always a bit...”
“I thought we had this talk, white people. No, you can not have dreadlocks. Ever.”
April 2012
1 post
“I love your face so much it pisses me off.”
March 2012
3 posts
“The irony of his Hulk underwear being ripped was not lost on David. He wore them...”
“The one downside to building your own castle is that you never want to leave it....”
“I want to run away to a land of books and stars.”
February 2012
2 posts
“A charmed life is not that charming.”
“Life in the Batcave, surely make you lose your mind.”
January 2012
4 posts
X: Don't get any romantic notions.
Y: I'm a romantic. All I do is get romantic notions.
X: Well, don't get any crazy ideas about this.
Y: This? You mean a guy and a girl, having a conversation about romantic notions?
X: Yeah.
Y: Wouldn't dream of it.
“To enjoy baseball, one must first accept the premise that it is not a game...”
“He took delight in such pleasures as were essential to his living.”
“Hug Life.”
December 2011
2 posts
“I’m currently enjoying a cup of feeling sorry for myself.”
“That moment when you realize you have a new favourite band, and you have to...”
November 2011
1 post
“At a certain point, being the bigger man becomes begging of a lesser man.”
September 2011
2 posts
“ Many people ask me, “Andy, Andy why are you so wonderful?” And I...”
“ Some people spend their days dreaming about winning the lottery. I spend mine...”
August 2011
1 post
“I’m always able to write three good sentences in a row. After that it’s...”
July 2011
2 posts
“To two, oar naught 2, too?”
“Someone read me a love time story.”
June 2011
3 posts
“Is meaning elusive? Or is it just fickle?”
“Today, there. Tomorrow, nowhere. ‘See you tomorrow’ to ‘never...”
“He read, knowing that she too, somehow, somewhere, read along with him.”
May 2011
1 post
““Someday” has become too familiar a refrain.”
April 2011
1 post
“If I wrote a song for you it would be this long.”
March 2011
3 posts
“Why does the book win every staring contest?
”
“Hers was the face that launched a thousand mixtapes.”
“Hi.
Sigh.
Why?
Goodbye.
”
February 2011
5 posts
“ I’d like to fire you from my mind. ”
“ Valentine’s Day: the holiday singles hate because they are single, and...”
“Is one born, or does one become, a late-night reader? ”
“ happiness is the scribbled sound of pencil on paper.”
“Write. Read.
Speech. Reach. Teach.
Share. Prepare.
Word. Nerd.
Learn. Yearn....”
January 2011
11 posts
“ Playing words with friends: ‘I have to go now.’ ”
“ Moving from confusion to clarity is so exhilarating. And it can be accomplished...”
“My mind is rife with bad poetry.”
Y: You know how I know I love her? Because I can say something to you like, "she's never disappointed me" and actually believe it to be true. Think about that. We've been together a long time. And we're two human beings, complete with foibles and faults. There's no way she hasn't disappointed me many, many times over the years. Intellectually, I know this. But sitting here, right now, I can't remember a single time that she has. And that tells me it's love. Love brainwashes your mind, like a Jedi Mind Trick.
X: That was really sweet, until the part at the end.
Y: Move along.
“Socrates said, “The unexamined life is not worth living.” But he...”
“Hipsters have co-opted the nerd agenda.”
“Life should be a wondering.”
