I lie in bed at night, and I dream.
You’re making me feel sorry for you, when all I wanted to do was feel...
X: How can you be so certain?
Y: I'm not certain. I'm just sure I know more than you.
At 16 I was entirely focused on fantasy novels and masturbating, and look how...
Sex engorge in a tittle wordplay.
What’s Elvish for “danish”?
Send me all your beautiful.
There are times in life when the only answer is the voice of Michael Stipe. Now...
Because of Hitler, no one names their child “Adolf” anymore. But...
While you sleep I dream of poetry.
I don’t often check LinkedIn, but when I do I’m always a bit...
I thought we had this talk, white people. No, you can not have dreadlocks. Ever.
I love your face so much it pisses me off.
The irony of his Hulk underwear being ripped was not lost on David. He wore them...
The one downside to building your own castle is that you never want to leave it....
I want to run away to a land of books and stars.
A charmed life is not that charming.
Life in the Batcave, surely make you lose your mind.
X: Don't get any romantic notions.
Y: I'm a romantic. All I do is get romantic notions.
X: Well, don't get any crazy ideas about this.
Y: This? You mean a guy and a girl, having a conversation about romantic notions?
Y: Wouldn't dream of it.
To enjoy baseball, one must first accept the premise that it is not a game...
He took delight in such pleasures as were essential to his living.
I’m currently enjoying a cup of feeling sorry for myself.
That moment when you realize you have a new favourite band, and you have to...
At a certain point, being the bigger man becomes begging of a lesser man.
Many people ask me, “Andy, Andy why are you so wonderful?” And I...
Some people spend their days dreaming about winning the lottery. I spend mine...
I’m always able to write three good sentences in a row. After that it’s...
To two, oar naught 2, too?
Someone read me a love time story.
Is meaning elusive? Or is it just fickle?
Today, there. Tomorrow, nowhere. ‘See you tomorrow’ to ‘never...
He read, knowing that she too, somehow, somewhere, read along with him.
“Someday” has become too familiar a refrain.
If I wrote a song for you it would be this long.
Why does the book win every staring contest?
Hers was the face that launched a thousand mixtapes.
Hi. Sigh. Why? Goodbye.
I’d like to fire you from my mind.
Valentine’s Day: the holiday singles hate because they are single, and...
Is one born, or does one become, a late-night reader?
happiness is the scribbled sound of pencil on paper.
Write. Read. Speech. Reach. Teach. Share. Prepare. Word. Nerd. Learn. Yearn....
Playing words with friends: ‘I have to go now.’
Moving from confusion to clarity is so exhilarating. And it can be accomplished...
My mind is rife with bad poetry.
Y: You know how I know I love her? Because I can say something to you like, "she's never disappointed me" and actually believe it to be true. Think about that. We've been together a long time. And we're two human beings, complete with foibles and faults. There's no way she hasn't disappointed me many, many times over the years. Intellectually, I know this. But sitting here, right now, I can't remember a single time that she has. And that tells me it's love. Love brainwashes your mind, like a Jedi Mind Trick.
X: That was really sweet, until the part at the end.
Y: Move along.
Socrates said, “The unexamined life is not worth living.” But he...
Hipsters have co-opted the nerd agenda.
Life should be a wondering.