I just want to float in the sky. Like a chubby cloud.
I am a puzzle piece that doesn’t fit.
Du hast, du hast, du hast to come to my party.
I shed skin, but am still the same snake.
I went to the School of Han Shot First.
This wasn’t in The Lord of the Rings. I don’t know what to do.
Duh Vinchy Code: Handbook of the Illiterati.
My default character is dark elf.
She gave him a case of the deep sighs.
Life As An Adolescent Gen Xer: I just want to be straight-edge, stay righteous, and complain about things.
Life As An Adult Gen Xer: I just want to get drunk, stay righteous, and complain about things.
Contest: a single, new word to describe the taste of Dr. Pepper.
Sorry, ladies. Every guy pees in the shower.
Just had an interview at a Philosophy Firm with some guy named Socrates. Dude...
I’m hoping, praying, for you, to textify my love.
Bad Day: Is This It?
Good Day: This Is It!
I long for the lost art of meaningful conversation.
I’m home, all alone, with nothing on but my dictionary.
There’s nothing sexier than a pretty girl reading a good book.
The “necessities of life” do nothing but impede true living.
I’m glad the weekend is her.
The contents of this mind are mine and mine alone, and do not represent the...
Lately I’ve been having a lot of unprotected naps.
Yesterday I was slain by a +3 typo.–