"Just had an interview at a Philosophy Firm with some guy named Socrates. Dude asks a lot of questions."
"I’m hoping, praying, for you, to textify my love."
Bad Day: Is This It?
Good Day: This Is It!
"I long for the lost art of meaningful conversation."
"I’m home, all alone, with nothing on but my dictionary."
"There’s nothing sexier than a pretty girl reading a good book."
"The “necessities of life” do nothing but impede true living."
"I’m glad the weekend is her."
"The contents of this mind are mine and mine alone, and do not represent the views and opinions of my other minds."
"Lately I’ve been having a lot of unprotected naps."