Pensées In

"I lie in bed at night, and I dream."

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:31:17 -0600

“I lie in bed at night, and I dream.”

"You’re making me feel sorry for you, when all I wanted to do was feel sorry for myself."

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:14:22 -0600

“You’re making me feel sorry for you, when all I wanted to do was feel sorry for myself.”

X: How can you be so certain?

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 22:39:11 -0700

X: How can you be so certain?

Y: I'm not certain. I'm just sure I know more than you.

"At 16 I was entirely focused on fantasy novels and masturbating, and look how good I turned out."

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 22:35:20 -0700

“At 16 I was entirely focused on fantasy novels and masturbating, and look how good I turned out.”

"Sex engorge in a tittle wordplay."

Sat, 22 Dec 2012 04:27:52 -0700

“Sex engorge in a tittle wordplay.”

"What’s Elvish for “danish”?"

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 12:10:22 -0700

“What’s Elvish for “danish”?”

"Send me all your beautiful."

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 01:35:23 -0600

“Send me all your beautiful.”

"There are times in life when the only answer is the voice of Michael Stipe. Now is one such time."

Sun, 01 Jul 2012 01:39:43 -0600

“There are times in life when the only answer is the voice of Michael Stipe. Now is one such time.”

"Because of Hitler, no one names their child “Adolf” anymore. But think of the damage..."

Thu, 17 May 2012 13:18:07 -0600

“Because of Hitler, no one names their child “Adolf” anymore. But think of the damage Gollum did to the fine Hobbit name “Sméagol.” One finger-eating creepo and a good name’s ruined forever.”

"While you sleep I dream of poetry."

Tue, 15 May 2012 01:25:41 -0600

“While you sleep I dream of poetry.”

"I don’t often check LinkedIn, but when I do I’m always a bit disappointed that someone..."

Sun, 13 May 2012 22:02:34 -0600

“I don’t often check LinkedIn, but when I do I’m always a bit disappointed that someone hasn’t sent me a job offer of ‘Philosopher King.’”

"I thought we had this talk, white people. No, you can not have dreadlocks. Ever."

Fri, 11 May 2012 19:55:54 -0600

“I thought we had this talk, white people. No, you can not have dreadlocks. Ever.”

"I love your face so much it pisses me off."

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 14:38:19 -0600

“I love your face so much it pisses me off.”

"The irony of his Hulk underwear being ripped was not lost on David. He wore them still in spite of..."

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 04:31:00 -0600

“

The irony of his Hulk underwear being ripped was not lost on David. He wore them still in spite of (or maybe because of) that fact. David wasn’t the type to rage or smash against the order of things, and those underwear had lasted him a long time. He saw no reason they couldn’t last a little longer.

David was 32 years old.

”

"The one downside to building your own castle is that you never want to leave it. The fortress of..."

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 17:29:46 -0600

“The one downside to building your own castle is that you never want to leave it. The fortress of solitude ends up being self-inflicted solitary confinement.”

"I want to run away to a land of books and stars."

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 11:58:38 -0700

“I want to run away to a land of books and stars.”

"A charmed life is not that charming."

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 02:44:12 -0700

“A charmed life is not that charming.”

"Life in the Batcave, surely make you lose your mind."

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 03:33:38 -0700

“Life in the Batcave, surely make you lose your mind.”

X: Don't get any romantic notions.

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:02:54 -0700

X: Don't get any romantic notions.
Y: I'm a romantic. All I do is get romantic notions.
X: Well, don't get any crazy ideas about this.
Y: This? You mean a guy and a girl, having a conversation about romantic notions?
X: Yeah.
Y: Wouldn't dream of it.

"To enjoy baseball, one must first accept the premise that it is not a game governed by time, but by..."

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:59:00 -0700

“To enjoy baseball, one must first accept the premise that it is not a game governed by time, but by outs. Only when one accepts this reality can the wonders of the game be unraveled.”